The site has been inexplicably slow for close to two months now. At times, it has taken several minutes for even me to load the main page. Yesterday, I came to my senses, cancelled my host, and switched to a new provider. As you can see, the site actually loads normally now. The problem now is that I need to re-load the posts that I have made since the last time the site went down. Give me some time to work that one out. I truly believe it is smooth sailing from here. Oh man, how many times have I said that?